Ta Da.

All right, I've already got a story to blog about.


Julie, Calla, and I went to Kroger to buy some soda and return a couple of movies to the Dollar movie rental machine.

We entered and I had an extreme urge to return the movies myself.
So, Julie let me and I was very excited.

I followed all the directions on the screen and inserted both movies. The computer told me to insert only one DVD at a time and then press enter.
I thought that this meant to insert one... and then insert the other... and press enter.

So, that is what I did.

This horrible noise came from the machine...
Over and over again, this machine screeched at me... or something. I can't really describe the noise. It was very disturbing.

He told me, "I cannot read these discs. Please try aga..." and he was cut off.

The other computer inside the machine said "Sorry, I am offline. Contact customer service."

I completely broke that machine.



So, we ran and ran and did NOT get caught.



I have come to the conclusion that I must move back to Michigan next week in order to avoid being arrested.



Good night.